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Journey To The Savage Planet Game Details

Title: Journey To The Savage Planet
Genre: Action, Adult, Adventure
Developer: Typhoon
Publisher: 505 Games
Release Date: 28 January 2021
Store: Steam
Game Releasers: P2P

About Journey To The Savage Planet Game

Explore a vibrant alien planet, catalog bizarre creatures, and determine its suitability for humans in this quirky, comedic adventure, solo or with a friend!

The Pioneer Program beckons, a siren song of interstellar exploration for the intrepid and perhaps slightly ill-informed. As the newest, and likely most disposable, recruit of Kindred Aerospace, the self-proclaimed fourth-best interstellar space exploration company, you are tasked with a mission of paramount importance, albeit one shrouded in a thick fog of budgetary constraints and questionable competence. Your destination: ARY-26, a planet whose suitability for human habitation is, shall we say, a matter of intense debate, primarily fueled by the fact that nobody at Kindred Aerospace has bothered to actually check.

Your role, should you choose to accept it (and let's be honest, you don't really have a choice), is to venture forth into the unknown, to brave the alien landscapes, and to meticulously document your findings. Are there breathable atmospheres? Potable water sources? Edible flora? These are the questions that plague the minds of Kindred Aerospace executives, who, from the safety of their terrestrial headquarters, eagerly await your reports, fully prepared to claim all the credit while conveniently forgetting to offer even the slightest bit of support.

But fear not, intrepid Pioneer! For while your equipment may be lacking and your experience even more so, you possess a quality far more valuable than any high-tech gadget or seasoned expertise: sheer, unadulterated desperation. Armed with little more than a laser pistol that probably jams more often than it fires, a rocket booster pack that occasionally malfunctions with spectacular, albeit potentially lethal, consequences, and a "probe" whose true purpose remains shrouded in a veil of corporate secrecy, you are expected to conquer the wilderness and transform ARY-26 into a thriving human colony.

The journey ahead will undoubtedly be fraught with peril. The planet teems with a bizarre and often hostile ecosystem, populated by creatures that defy all known laws of biology. Strange, spherical birds with an unsettling affinity for explosive projectiles soar through the skies, while hallucinogenic plants lull unsuspecting explorers into states of euphoric delirium, only to reveal their true, carnivorous nature. And then there are the "festering alien orifices," which, well, let's just say you're better off not asking too many questions.

To aid you in your quest, Kindred Aerospace has generously provided access to a state-of-the-art (or at least mildly functional) 3D printer. This marvel of modern technology allows you to convert the copious amounts of space trash littering the planet's surface into useful items, such as ammunition, health packs, and perhaps even a slightly less unreliable laser pistol. The printer's efficiency, however, is directly proportional to the amount of trash you feed it, so be prepared to spend a significant portion of your time scavenging for discarded soda cans and broken alien artifacts.

Of course, no interstellar adventure is complete without a companion, and Kindred Aerospace, in its infinite wisdom, has granted you the option of embarking on this fool's errand with a friend. Whether you choose to brave the dangers of ARY-26 alone or team up with a fellow Pioneer is entirely up to you. Just be warned that cooperation is not always guaranteed, especially when faced with the prospect of sharing limited resources or enduring the constant barrage of sarcastic remarks from your partner.

As you delve deeper into the mysteries of ARY-26, you'll undoubtedly begin to question the true nature of your mission. Is this planet truly destined for human colonization, or is there something else at play? Perhaps there are ancient secrets hidden beneath the surface, or maybe Kindred Aerospace is simply using you as a guinea pig in some twisted experiment. The only way to uncover the truth is to push forward, to explore every nook and cranny of this alien world, and to piece together the fragments of its history.

And as you strive toward completion, you will stumble across many unexplainable things, you might even discover a “cucumber sh*twater” or find the “festering butthole”. You will encounter bizarre landmarks, decipher cryptic symbols, and confront the horrifying, unexplainable truth. The path to enlightenment is not always pretty, but in the end, it may be the only thing that saves you from the clutches of Kindred Aerospace and the horrors of ARY-26.

Journey To The Savage Planet Key Features

• * Embark on a hilarious adventure as the newest recruit of Kindred Aerospace!
• * Explore a vibrant alien planet, catalog bizarre flora and fauna, and try not to become alien food!
• * Team up with a friend online – if you're lucky enough to have one!
• * Utilize awesome free tools like a laser pistol and rocket booster pack to survive!
• * Uncover the planet's mysteries and encounter things like 'cucumber sh*twater' and the 'festering butthole'!

System Requirements for Journey To The Savage Planet

To successfully run Journey To The Savage Planet on your PC, ensure your system meets the minimum requirements. Your operating system must be Windows 7, 8, or 10. The processor should be at least an Intel Core i5-750 with a clock speed of 2.67 GHz. Your system will need a minimum of 4 GB of RAM. For graphics, an NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660 or an AMD Radeon HD 7950 is required to handle the game's visuals.

• OS *: Win 7, 8, 10
• Processor: Intel Core i5-750, 2.67 GHz
• Memory: 4 GB RAM
• Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660 | AMD Radeon HD 7950

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